greetings ...children of light........
Today instead of preending to be the insufferable know-it-all .....I would humbly bow to you people.....as I am really in need and am searching for a job.......
The malady is becoming more severe as I see the garbage man and the household help looking at me enviously when they see me loungng in my bed......kinda makes them feel dirty about themselves....:P
Also evading the all powerful question as to "what are you doing nowadays"...is becoming very difficult to avoid.......If Iam unsuccesful in dodging my well wishers.....:P..I normally start with my grand plans.......its just a matter of perspective.......dont judge me for being unemployed......appreciate my grand plans and feel miseable that your life is not so exciting.....
Even if iam not having fun ...Iam sure as hell not going to let anyone know that their life is better than mine....:P
Maybe we should name this phase........will give it a sophisticated feel.....like "megalomaniaoptimusdepresso"...in the future when some hapless creature tries a stint with unemployment.....maybe he will just need to say this....and voila the other person doesnt need any other explanation.......
Now if you have a mind I would beg you to throw it in the future and imagine this ...
Sene 1 : Aunty A meets Aunty B.......Aunty A being a snob rubs in the face of aunty B that her son earns a cool packet and out of altristic concern she wants to know what Aunty B's son is upto...:P.....
Normally Aunty B would have to really get down to it and justify her sons laziness to corporate greed and software industry in general......but you have a cool phrase like "megalomaniaoptimusdepresso" and she is done......
Also I feel the onus of establishing the credibiliy of the phase lies on me....If youngsters have someone to look foward to ...It would make it all the more easier to chuck your job and enjoy a life without competition......so I humbly request that my faithful fans should stop asking me as to what Iam doing and focus on what Iam going to do .....Did an Abe lincoln know when he was 24 that he would be president of USA...It was not he was....its what he became that was important....see....before you find a flaw in my excellent theory....I would like to make a gracious exit....
Adios.......
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