Its Alive!!!!!!!!

Good morning fellow blood suckers :P
Firstly an apology for not providing laughter and mirth for the past week, have been busy with worrying about my exams and worrying still that Iam doing nothing but worry.....I guess we should not worry about it anymore..:P
Today I vow to steer clear of all serious topic and jolly well make fun of the most coveted desire i.e immortality......fear not we wont discuss the social evils we can correct (who wants to :P) rather we would pick it up and make fun of it until even the concept of immortality dies a mortal death :P
A few days back while perusing the daily news for news of jennifer aniston (yes people like me read the dailys only to know which bugger finally she is going out with and curse him like the dickens :P) , I came across a guy called Ray Kurzweil, I mean do the parents think before they name the kid coz they have been prophetic. Ray "of hope" has surmised that in 20 years or so we would be having tiny buggers called nanobots in our blood stream which would reverse the ageing process and provide artficial support to the system as the organs gradually wear away......Thats really good news ....lets have a look at the different sections of the society wherein Rays claim may have an impact
a) Young Lovelorn tending towards middle age chappies: My heart bleeds for this particular section of the sciety. Painfully shy these youngsters attribute their asocial ways to a specific rareness of soul :P which is not the case, everybody has the same soul and these chappies are just deluding themselves :P.....For these younglings only the big dreams do matter...if asked to haggle over the price of an overpriced tomato they would shy away like timid rabbits :P ....again they do appear to attribute the lack of street smartness to a specific rarity of the soul :P
In matters of the heart these oversized buffons normally take around 3-4 years just to talk to the object of their affection. One can imagine the painfull and agonising experience they undergo as the wooing proceeds further.....and we can safely estimate that they may dandle their kids on their knees when actually the kness are no more :P......Ray provides a way out for these people .....by providing nanobots.....with immortality around the corner these guys might as well take aeons to woo their mates without the risk of one of them succumbing to rheumatism due to old age.....one more way to look at it would be to the object of affection would never age.....this is obviously a very desirable trait.....lot of our men folks have been surprised one morning to wake up and find that this was not what they had signed in for :P.....especially when the makeup fades away bringing forth the natural beauty in all glory :P.......
b)Students : One more section of society containing all the future scientists,visionaries and obviously dictators :P.....this section evokes our pity....what with assignments and grumpy unsatisfied teachers ....they are naturally worried over the developments.....what if the nanobots make the irritating teacher immortal......when the professor humiliates the student for not completing the assignment and does so in front of the girl whom he secretly oggles at ,it fills his bosom with a vengeance which he cannot vent and what better recourse than nature to fulfill his revenge:P....he secretly prays that the teacher may suffer a debilitating lumbago or atleast the milder forms of parkinsons disease so that he may get his assignments signed from her without much ado :P .......yes the world will be a sad place for the pupil community once Ray succeeds in his nefarious plot.
c)The go-getters: this section which believes that life is not just about running fast and winning but about rubbing it in the face of the losers.......will be the most hit......IF everybody is immortal then why the heck should we compete....man even I like the idea......ambition itself has no meaning ...:P ....as it is we are all going to exist boringly for eternity......why should we poison our lives with competition.....let the go-getters win ...we would bask in the shade eating softies and chide them for being immature and not understanding the true nature of things :P
I think I have made y point (have I? :P...but it sounds cool t ask this question :P)
As I write I have a feeling that I have started to ramble....so before you guys lynch me and request google to drop my blog like a hot potato......I would like to sign off
Ciao.....