Whats my raashee???

A very good morning to all the avid readers of my blog :P.....

Today I hope that again I will be able to fill your morning with light and sarcastic humour after which you may all go to work at your respective drab work place...and think how fortunate I am to do what I like :P......
My last blog evoked mixed responses.......goes on to show how the same stuff can evoke different emotions in people.....One of my friends called up to say that he really liked the way I had analysed the psychology of people and had actually done credit to my task as a scribe by inspiring spineless people into thinking......:P
Another fellow scribe instead took out his own frustration by saying that I go Nietzsche (Its an insult to be compared to Nietzsche for a wannabe comic writer....Nietzsche being the father of existential philosophy who went cuckoo after comparing languages over a lifetime....who would'nt :P)
I am someone who normally am very childish,juvenile and easily influenced by other people....especially if other people includes females with cat-eyes and auburn hair....then you would find me agreeing with her that maybe the earth is hexagonal and the sun is just an overhyped star....:P
So setting aside my own wisdom I would like to go with popular opinion and do my level best to include sex,sleaze and violence in my blog so that I may reach the cult status that Sidney sheldon enjoys nowadays.....
But my friends you would have to forgive me today...as I am someone who has led a very "vanilla" life and as such all my knowledge about the above mentioned sins is from books....give me some time to read all the sleazy books concoct them into a heady mixture , add a dash of my own melodramatism and bingo...we will have a bestseller......but for now lets keep the blog clean :P
As I write this I realize a vague promise I made in my last blog........
Yes I do remember.......I had promised to refer or discuss the making of "whats your rashee"......but since Iam much of a humanitarian I would'nt inflict such harsh punishments on my fellow mates......
Yes I confess , I succumbed to the glitz and glamour that whats your rasheee alleged to offer....but it came at a very high price....
the movie ran for 4 hours and had 12 songs in it.........what can man do against such inhuman cruelty....:P.....I understand the directors need to spread himself but this is a bit too much.......I dragged one of my friends to see it with me..and last heard he was suffering from dementia and is baying like a hound for my blood :P.....well in everybody's life must some rain fall :P......
Priyanka is her pretty self but if you see a movie for 4 hours you will nod your heads in agreement when I say "all flesh is grass" :P.....its too much for the mind to grasp....especially if the theatre is the sporting ground of the denizens of the underworld i.e (unemployed Hooligans of Mulund)..:P
I think I cant write more about it as the memory of the experience is itself daunting and threatens to take me down......for want of better topics I would now describe in detail the agony Iam undergoing nowadays as I am studying arithmetic for the upcoming CAT exam.......
It is very difficult to believe that why some college wants to know the time when sunita would reach home when she travels at the rate of 45 km/hr and takes 3 hours to reach home....I mean why obsess about the commuting habits of sunita....leave the poor child alone :P
then comes problems which are called "surds"......oh horror....my fellow mates you would'nt believe the agony.....they are so horrible that I cant even find proper keys on the keyboard to give you a example of the hideous problems ...they should have been named "absurds".....:P...
In all my years of dealing with human beings and of working in a software company never have I been admonished for not knowing that the median of a triangle is divided in the ratio 2:1.....people don't mind if the ratio is 4:1 and I think many of them don't know what a median is...:P.....
I think during the dark ages...when putting people into cauldrons of boiling oil was the order of the day......they decided that mental agony would be much more tortuos than physical agony and this must have led to the discovery of trignometry.....:P.....
All in all after a day of working out problems of arithmetic , a sensible man understands that if he sleeps with a clear conscience thinking that he has toiled hard through the day....he is befooling himself :P....
Arithmetic can help mankind in no possible way.....it is just a medium for people/teachers to show students that they are better off for knowing the absurdity of surds and without knowing the intricacies of the hexagon and its diagonals life will be a pretty messy affair to deal with :P......
If i am made the education minister I would see to it that all the creative arts are given a boost and children with unusually good arithmetic skills are admonished for showing off their brains......:P
After all calculators can do the job better than most of them :P.....but can any one of them write beautiful poetry....can they write blogs..:P......but such is the stupidity of the human race that they still don't understand my genius :P.....
well it takes all kinds to make the world......cant have too much of my type running around..:P....
that's all for today folks....see ya next week....till then slog your backsides at your corporate offices making your superior more richer than he already is...and keep convincing yourself that by maintaining excel sheets and working weekends you are going to conquer the world :P...(a bit sarcastic ,I know:P)...............