Ah...a Beautiful morning.....I hope my fans would forgive my literary lapses....I couldn't update yesterday....was a bit busy...yes I know what u guys must be thinking......."What other work does this guy have...as it is he is on bench".......that's the beauty of being unemployed....you get to do all those things which one could never do, so again there is a shortage of time.....
Thats enough of justification for fictitious readers of my blog :P........Well yesterday was unique in the sense that it was like any other day :P.....Got up in the morning...did my yoga....(deepika padukone says it(yoga) clears out the toxins...and I believe her)......but a unique restlessness took over me....I thought I should improve my General Knowledge.....Even if it is of no use in competetitve exams I could use it to impress girls......:P......you know when the conversation is dying a slow death and nothing much on earth seems worth discussing about, its GK that comes to our rescue....(one of my friends impressesd a girl by talking about constellations....luckily the girl didnt know much astronomy....lucky dog :P)......so......I got down to it ....but just couldnt plough through the statistics given on the page....I mean what does it matter to me whether cheerapunji receives the heaviest rainfall in India(if you didnt know this your GK is as bad as mine and no its not a fact to be proud of)....I mean good for cheerapunji......but definitely Iam not going to wake up in the morning cheered by the fact that its raining cats and dogs in some place in India......I mean who who would believe me....people need you to have a pretty good reason for being happy......(a great topic for a post...which I think I should reserve for a rainy day when I dont have much to write about :P)......and when I delved into the idea it seemed more and more stupid....even to impress girls what am i going to say??....I can even visualize the scene....we are standing beneath the moonlit sky....Iam lost in her eyes ,she is hopefully lost in mine........and then my brain starts whirring to come up with a decent enough comment and out comes "did you know it rains very heavily in cheerapunji , around 2290 cm's!!!!"...........I can actually see the girls face wilting away as one more potential soulmate is scored off her list......yes that's life and we live in the hope that tomorrow wont be as bad as today.........
Well coming back to what else I did yesterday...hmmmm.....I think I tried learning vedic mathematics......please pay special attention to the word "tried".....vedic mathematics is a very cool thing and I though it would be an even cooler thing to add to my resume.....but sadly it isnt all that fun.....I started it expecting to master the magic of numbers within a day....It would be so cool to say within a fraction of a second what is 378965 multiplied by 6349347.....yes i agree it doesnt do much to our social standing in society ...but if you contemplate hard enough nothing else does.....:P.......
the evening was fun.....went out with friends ....as usual to crosswords , discovered a new author "stephen leacock"......known to be a writer of comedies.......I think he is a comedian......have gone through half the book and haven't encountered one humorous incident.....the best joke ever :P......
so that's it for today folks....have a nice day and if you had a lousy day please write to me so that I may read it and feel good about it "P....
Adios......
No comments:
Post a Comment