Satisfaction :P

No......Though the title sounds like the beginning of a bestseller ("How to be satisfied for no reason whatsoever")....I am not going to share my secret of a particularly contented life with you people....(or is it just me who vists this blog).......
Obviously , if i reveal the secret then nobody would get tired of browsing the net endlessly (read Wikipedia for socially handicapped poeple) and then who would read my blog and then who answers to my loss of satisfaction....:P........still I derive pleasure from the fact that I have brilliantly circumvented you guys from getting the answer and proved my point of not revealing the secret of glorious eternal happiness/satisfaction(people who have a problem with my attitude please do let me know...I would act as if your opinion mattered and laugh behind your back :P) phew :P........
In fact why should I even bother to follow the title.......as long as I have been able to draw your attention to the topic at hand.....I am perfectly satisfied...(again).......Now about my ramblings.....yesterday was as exciting as day before yesterday......had my breakfast in the morning and started planning for the evening....as it is for a guy like me everyday is a weekend(for newbies I am on bench and so having a blast) ..but not so for other mortals.....they have to toil and out of their sweat and blood comes the food that they provide to their young-lings..(pretty gory don't you think :P).....
After I finished planning as to what I would do in the evening , came the arduous task of how to spend my time till afternoon !!!!
As it is,Iam running out of ideas to entertain myself.....so I finally decided to increase my financial know-how.....there is a reason for this......I somehow have this recurring dream of sitting in NSE...and bidding for the topmost stocks........and making a pretty neat pile of money...which I finally donate to a blue-eyed kid..(dont ask me why blue eyed...its my dream not yours)...and finally when I do this , a group of amazing looking females hold back tears in their eyes at my generosity...(they have been observing me secretly)...this has finally led me to the conclusion...that I want to practice philanthrophy ...only for the sole reason that good looking females find out my secret and fall head over heels in love...with me:P:P.....
In fact I vaguely remember a tamil movie in which the hero actually loses a running race so that the fall guy gets the money to provide for his sisters marriage....whoa.....:P.....and the good looking female lead actually catches him confiding this to his(the heros) mom ....Iam really proud to be a southie and to be associated atleast by language to such great film makers.......who knows maybe it was inspired from a true story.......
Again I am digressing from the topic..financial know-how....so I registered for ***(the asterisx symbolizes that I am going to try my level best to reveal the name of the course but not directly...).follow me closely here.....:P
The course was brilliant......it had all the certifications ,on completing which a normal guy like me could boast of having been certified :P........then came the actual process for registering for a course.......I registered for Business analysis.....(q:why do courses which have such alluring names have the least interesting stuff to teach).....*****VERY BIG DIGRESSION FROM THE TOPIC COMING AHEAD ..PLEASE DONT LOOSE TRACK..IF YOU HAD BEEN KEEPING TRACK*****I mean look at Information Technology...the image one would get is of a young lad or a very good looking female(all females in my blogs will always be good looking..cos I dont write about average looking gals :P.so henceforth please append the word "very good looking" whenever you encounter the word "girl")....talking over wireless headphones...or even apparating from one place to another instead of calling up on the mobile...Can you imagine the implications :P....(I always wanted to say this).........you could directly land up in the house of the girl you have a crush on.......brilliant....any day the personal touch(no pun intended) goes a long way as far as wooing is concerned :P.....but what do we actually do ???...we copy assignments and don't even get close to understanding how modern communication works........
so basically the gist...cool name....very uncool subject matter......
still ploughed through and what......those guys had updated a big file of 369 pages !!!!!....I mean its a certification not a thesis........and I needed that certification....I was at the crossroads of either reading that whole book or else resort to the ally of many an unprepared student......the enigmatic lady luck :P........yes as you guys have guessed it..I steeled myself and decided to take the high road.......I rationalized that the certification should be completed properly in the spirit its meant to be completed....and began reading the stuff.....but slowly the language threatened to become more and more vague.......they rambled on about the duties of an analyst .....and then came paras like
"management reviews of ongoing reviews are held at key project milestones to revalidate the business case ,validate project priority based on the analysts views regarding his goals"....
That did it....:P.....
I realized that the high road is too high........and yes by the help of my beautiful ally....I finished in the top 40 percentile ...and succeeded in wrenching the certification ...which ideally belonged to someone less crafty than me :P.........
Finally.....even though there are still many things to write about....I have no time to pen them down as I have to go back to what i do best...doing nothing:P......Its been a pleasure and I hope you guys did not derive any knowledge or value addition from reading this piece...as this would defeat the entire purpose of this blog:P....its written for people who have lots off time at hand ...and have realised the ultimate truth that finally we shall find peace only in laziness and shirking responsibilities :P....
Amen to that